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Old 26th July 2010, 11:44 PM   #1
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Cool R-eel-y amusing chat
Thought I'd share this with you lot:

Jess: teehee
Jess: he's playing cod =(
Ed (b): hmm
Ed (b): smells fishy
Jess: trying to get a response from him is giving me a haddock'
Ed (b): LOL
Ed (b): I hope you're plaiced with yourself
Jess: that reaction was my sole intention
Ed (b): yawn, I should go to bed, you're kipper-ing me up
Jess: now now, it's probably salmon else's fault
Ed (b): No need to carp on about it
Jess: or is it simply that you want to go and watch some prawn?
Ed (b): sorry, could you say that again, I'm a little hard of herring
Jess: serves you right for shrimping on the hearing aid
Ed (b): now now, be ray-sonable
Jess: you're being turtle-ly ridiculous
Ed (b): r-eel-y?
Ed (b): you're being a total sprat :D
Jess: do stop clowning around
Ed (b): get trout of my house!
Jess: get your sword-fish-t ready, have at thee!
Ed (b): bass-ically, you're being very sawfish
Jess: you're the one who's being shellfish. I oyster have never let you mussel in
Ed (b): sorry, I'm listening to this awesome tuna, I will play it to you tominnow
Jess: my computer may not be working, it's currently held together with stickleback plastic
Ed (b): it sounds turbot-ally sharked
Jess: I'm going out with a grouper friends soon, fancy coming?
Ed (b): anchovy, that sounds like it could be pretty albacore
Jess: I'll pike up the phone and let you know when we go put chubbing
Jess: *out
Ed (b): last night I had a bream that I was flyingfish
Jess: I tend to imagine that I'm a damselfish in distress
Ed (b): yes, you seem to be flounder-ing somewhat
Jess: I? I think you'll find I'm beyond rep-roach
Ed (b): of koi-se!
Jess: I'll expect an apology in whiting
Ed (b): a-piranha-nlty so
Jess: I'll give you blenny of time to do it
Ed (b): that's fine, I'll perch right here
Jess: my ma
Jess: *my ma'll inspect it (marlin)
Ed (b): really? I thought she was being operated on by a sturgeoun
Ed (b): sturgeon*
Jess: O.O
Ed (b): for injuries sustained by wrasse-ling
(null): Jess is trying to send you "cod.jpeg".
(null): You have received C:\Users\Ed\Desktop\cod.jpeg.
Jess: ><
Ed (b): although I could be wrong, my anemone isn't great these days
Jess: pollocks
Ed (b): no, wait, wasn't she having a porgy?
Jess: oh, do pipefish down
Ed (b): I hope you're being sardine-castic
Jess: I'm not lionfish to you
Ed (b): I think you're grayling with me
Jess: I'm have a halibut good time
Jess: *having
Ed (b): no need to be so pompano-ous
Ed (b): and could you please turn that lamprey off, it's too lightfish in here
Jess: only if we can conger afterwards
Ed (b): you are a complete angelfish
Jess: I knew my pupfish eyes would have that effect
Ed (b): I was lyretail-ing, you have a heart of stonefish
Jess: serves you right for being such a sucker
Ed (b): you put a mullet through my heart
Ed (b): I've half a mind to gudgeon you to death
Ed (b): with a hammerhead
Jess: you're too triggerfish happy
Jess: you and your rudd-y feelings
Ed (b): you mako me feel this way
Ed (b): with your marblefish eyes
Ed (b): and your goldfish hair
Jess: goby soppy somewhere else, please
Ed (b): all you do now is make me pufferfish
Jess: I'm saury
Ed (b): I accept your a-pollyfish
Ed (b): please don't be such an oarfish in future
Jess: I'll try. I think I may have scup-pered my chances though
Jess: still
Jess: who dace, wins
Ed (b): I'll just drop my trout-sers and moonfish you
Jess: I'm not skate of you
Ed (b): there, what do you think of my man-o-war?
Jess: if you wanted to sell it you'd be squids in
Ed (b): Wahoo!
Ed (b): well, I think it is taimen I was off
Ed (b): it was good catfish-ing with you
Jess: we must mackerel more time for it in future
Ed (b): same, it was very tunny
Jess: amago myself, I'm rather tired
Ed (b): it was waryfish good talking with you
Ed (b): good noodlefish!
Jess: seamoth to you
Session Close (Jess): Mon Jul 26 23:42:56 2010 0100
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Old 27th July 2010, 06:28 PM   #2
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Re: R-eel-y amusing chat
It reminds me of one of those Norse sagas. I personally found it very moving.
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Old 27th July 2010, 06:42 PM   #3
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Ed (b): well, I think it is taimen I was off
Taimen? As in trout? Or am I way off here, why should you know a Finnish word denoting a kind of fish??
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Old 27th July 2010, 07:13 PM   #4
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Re: R-eel-y amusing chat
I am a big fat cheat.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fish_common_names
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Old 28th July 2010, 03:48 PM   #5
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OK, got it.

Wow, I didn't know that taimen could be a fish in another language as well, though ours is a trout, not salmon. How cod is that??

Thanks for the explanation, Booglebox. You learn something new every day.

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Old 28th July 2010, 04:58 PM   #6
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OK, got it.

Wow, I didn't know that taimen cod be a fish in another language as well, though ours is a trout, not salmon. How odd is that??
I bet Lord Plywood could mako tacos out of either of them...

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Old 28th July 2010, 06:13 PM   #7
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OK, got it.

Wow, I didn't know that taimen could be a fish in another language as well, though ours is a trout, not salmon. How odd is that??

Thanks for the explanation, Booglebox. You learn something new every day.
No problem. Glad I could be of afishstance.
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Old 28th July 2010, 07:46 PM   #8
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Ed, I think you might be ofishially insane. Wahoo!
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